1. 18 Jun


    paintdoktahwho:

    look i’m topical

    (via stormageddon-darklordofall)

     

  2. 18 Jun



    Crack!shipping. Lots and lots of crack!shipping: durbikins: The fact that so many bloggers still name Shingeki no...

    durbikins:

    The fact that so many bloggers still name Shingeki no Kyogin “the greatest or most significant or most influential” anime series of 2013 only tells you how anime still is from becoming a serious art. Anime critics have long recognized that the greatest anime series of all times…

     

  3. 17 Jun



    tellittoreadersdigest:

    one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard

    (via youjustkilledpikachu)

     

  4. 17 Jun


    it8bit: Zelda Magician Created by Joakim Sandberg Joakim’s piece envisions a Zelda game where the Princess serves as the main hero, but instead of being a female version of Link, remains her own character: that as a badass magic-wielder.

    it8bit:

    Zelda Magician

    Created by Joakim Sandberg

    Joakim’s piece envisions a Zelda game where the Princess serves as the main hero, but instead of being a female version of Link, remains her own character: that as a badass magic-wielder.

    (via windfallisland)

     

  5. 16 Jun



    1. plain white t-shirt in girls section: Extra Slimming, Soft Cotton, Great for Layering Under $300 Jacket, Lose 10 Pounds When You Put It On, Slims Shoulders, Slims Waist, Slims Neck, Slims Hips, $24.99
    2. plain white t-shirt in boys section: Buy 10 for $0.99
    3. plain white t's: hey there delilah whats it like in new york city
     

  6. 16 Jun


    (Source: bebopyanks, via haaaaaawkeye)

     

  7. 16 Jun


    i… found your tumblr, son. welcome to the force here's your gun/badge your first case is "who's grounded" it's you turn in your bagde & gun
    is there anybody out there [static] i repeat [static] can eat too much pizza [screaming and crying] we were wrong [static] pizza [static]
    oh, great, i fell into a sarchasm. noo, i’m just FINE, and my bones aren’t broken at ALL, having SUCH a good time down here
    No! I just got bit by a Dad. I feel the transformation starting *goes to Home Depot & buys materials to build a deck* I'M GONNA BUILD A DECK
    if your literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door
    "carlos did u put youre shoes on the right feets today" YES DAD LEFT AND RIGHT "on YOUr feet son?" ..DAD THIS IS THE WRONGEST I EVER GOT IT
    HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS Ｔｈｅ Ｃｏｌｏｓｓａｌ Ｐｉｌｌａｒ ｏｆ Ｗａｓｐ Ｅｇｇｓ LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS
    "I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon
    1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you
    "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" said mommy bear. "Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

    vectorbelly:

    Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

    (via xerose)

     

  8. 16 Jun



    ask-sashabraus:

    ask-hanji-zoe:

    petraxral:

    Started out as a joke but uh… :’| An original rap about Jean, written by useless-kun, submitted to ask-jean. RAPPED BY MC PETRA, repRESENT. Original rap can be found here. I had to edit and add a few things for it to fit into the beat. I hope you all like it though. :’|

    Out with my squad and we killin’ them titans
    Everyone’s fighting, but also we kinda frightened
    That goes for me, who’s he? It’s Jean
    With the dream that Mikasa’s someday gonna be my queen

    She too good for that douchebag Eren
    She should leave him, and I call’em as I see’em and
    Obviously, uh, he sucks so, uh… you should come to me, babe

    Whaaaat? There’s a titan, gonna kill it
    Me and my home skillet biscuit Marco
    He gone now, pretty sad now
    Can only ask how since
    Your death didn’t really make any sense, bro

    JESUS CHRIST THIS IS AMAZING

    THIS IS BEAUTIFUL oMG??

    (via xerose)

     

  9. 16 Jun


    the-absolute-best-gifs:

    fantasized-perfection:

    I don’t know what this is but I love it

    this show is actually hilarious.

    (Source: brewkie, via ihopeyouareburiedalive)

     

  10. 16 Jun


    eveningoutwithyourqirlfriend:

    Animal Cross-Dress and Fuck Your Gender Roles: New Leaf.

    (via tedfuckingmosby)